So many responses I could make, and none of them would be right XD.
"LOOKIT POOR CHINESE BABY! HE IS FORCED TO SUFFER HIS LACK OF JERR-O BECAUSE THOSE STUPID, SUB-HUMAN, SLANTY-EYED CHINKS USE GODDAMN STICKS. STICKS. THANK GOD FOR 'MURICA GIVING THEM THE SPOON, OR ELSE THEY COULD NEVER ENJOY GROUND UP PIG-HOOF DESSERT!"